The Heros of Skylands

I have to choose between three skylanders of who I would be. first, zoo lou, the anamal cleric. Second, flameslinger, the hot elvish archer. and lastly , cynder, the dragon. Who do I choose.

 Next is cynder. She is an undead hero. She can shoot lightning from her mouth.  She also is the weakest person. She has a cool looking stance.  I think she is a cool person, but not me.

Zoo lou has the  power to  call wolfs, hogs, and birds to help him. He also is cool looking.  he has awesome looking skin. He also is the stronest person. I think he will work to be me.


Lastly flameslinger. He is an archer, And is a fire elaments. He also has  a specail bow and boots.  He also wears a blindfold to show he is such a good archer. He is cool, but I Think he is to powerful for me.

I choose zoo lou. He has the Power to have anamals to help him. I love anamals.  I Also have ALOT of hair. I also like capes.

Charlie and the Cholate Factory

I loved this book. It is weird, but great.   The points of the book are the characters,  and plot.  I will also compare it to the movie ( the old one).    I think the movie ruins it.   

The characters are charlie and his family. Verica and her family. Violet and her family. mike and his family. Augustus and his family. Don't forget willy wonka.

The plot is a boy is chosen to go to a chocolate factory  where  the kids who come with him disappear.  They all keep disappearing from the tour. but because charlie(the boy) had nothing he wanted but food for his family he was humble. This made him not have a problem. This made him win the challenge. 

The movie is different from the book. He has no father.  The oompa-loompas are Orange. there's a golden egg room. They also don't enter the fizzy soda room in the book.  There is  also no contract in the book.

In the end I liked the book alot better. The movie is good, but it is not so good if you read the book first. They both have the same Idea, but the book is a new story. The movie was made based off of  that. So ya, The book is way better in my opinion.

Butt or Nose

Would you rather to fart through your nose or sneeze through your butt.  They both have  weird things.  My mom made me do this. I would chose...  You didn't Think I would tell you before you read the whole thing did you? So take a look.

fart through your nose.  I Think that this would hold true with the saying if you smelt it you dealt it. And also It would be annoying when you fart. Because you would smell it when you farted. But it's OK.

Sneeze through your butt. This would be so horrable. because You would  have snot in your underwear. It would be fun to make snot bombs in my underwear.   Then again I would get a lot of butt rashes. So no.

In the end It is the fart.Though It would stink, it's better then sneezing through your butt. I like that this is not how people are. Could you imagine how annoying that would be!  Ya, that would stink.

Bubble or Wall

I have to chose  between  anti-gravity hair, or puffer fish cheeks. They both unpleasant. Then again they both have some cool things about themselves. You'll just have to read on to find out what I chose. Here they are.

With anti-gravity hair I would have  A little hair fan. But, it would be annoying  when going through small wholes. I could use my hair as a ball catcher.  Then again, That would hurt with hard balls. I don't think this is what I would like.

 The puffer fish cheeks would be cool. But people like my mom would want to  punch my cheeks. I could hide stuff in my cheeks. But my cheeks might get tired. But this would be better then the other one.

 I have chosen puffer fish cheeks. The reason Is that It would be better disadvantage wise.  Then again, the other one would be cool looking in ballets. It would  be horrible in  other things though. In the end I am NOT going  to change my choice 

First Day of (Dance) Shcool

Today is the first day of  starz  dance. Today was clogging, and tumbling. It was my first time in clogging.  in Tumbling it was my second time. in tumbling you do things like jumps, cartwheels, and rolls. in Clogging you move your feet on the ground to make cool noises,  and awesome looking moves.

I also have ballet On Mondays and Wednesdays.  Wednesdays are at starz.  Mondays are at en pointe school of ballet. Ballet is a mixture of of jumps, leaps, and turns. This may sound like tumbling, but they are NOT the same. Be cause in ballet there is also something called pointe. Pionte is were someone goes up on there toes in special shoes called pointe shoes. Another thing is that there is a thing called patnering.

Robo Arm or Super Afro

I had a new idea for a prompt. It was my mom would grab a would you rather  card. Then I would  spin the spinner.  Whatever  I got my mom would read the thing for it.  It was  would you rather have a spur strong bionic Arm or  an  Afro of infinite storage.

 With the robot arm I could Use it to do yard work faster, and do one handed push ups. it would be awesome. Then again, I would have a Strong arm and a weak arm. I also could break walls when I get mad.  And that would work bad with back hand springs.

The Afro would be so cool. I could have my dance stuff in my hair. I could also have my phone and  wallet  with me.  Then again I could lose things in my hair. I also could destroy my phone by leaving it in my hair when I shower.

So I decided that  I want the Afro. Because it is a lot better. Here is why. It would help you carry a lot of stuff. On the other hand the Arm would  Be cool, but it would destroy everything.

Ice cream

My mom asked me what kind of ice cream I would be. I thought of vanilla, superman, And mint.  vanilla Is classic, And I am kinda classic. Superman Is quirky, And I am defiantly that. Then lastly Mint. which is  cool.

 Vanilla Is classic. And I am Kinda classic, So ya I think that will work. But wait That also means the ordinary, Which I am not. So that won't work. Well On to the next one.

The next one is  super man. Which is a whole bunch of flavors. This makes it a little weird.  And that fits my personality. So this is a match. Next.

 Mint This is the cool type of ice cream.  Nice and refreshing.  I think I'm cool. So this fits. Wait! I just remembered I don't Match the description of cool.

So in conclusion, I am superman. I'm quirky, Crazy and lastly awesome. And this might seem to be cool but it Isn't. I am far beyond crazy you wouldn't believe I'm human. And just for get classic, I can't wear those clothes.

board games

My mom asked what was my favorite board game and I chose these three. Monopoly, zooreka         and good ol' chess. Monopoly rocks is good, but there are some kinks. Zooreka is the same way. And chess is old fashioned.

 I  thought of chess, then there are the things of  how long it takes. It also has the problem that it is old and other newer games are coming out. Well, it also has cool pieces. It is so much fun to play with my dad.It is great for the Brian.

Then i thought of zooreka. But that is for young kids. It is a little tricky. Then On the flip side it does have some cool animals. And there are some cool card As well.

And lastly monopoly. This dame rocks.  Expeshily when you own the trains. Though it does have some problems. Like the Stupid go to jail space.  But when You think about it this is an awesome game.


So In conclusion I Think that my favorite game is Monopoly. The  others just don't compare. Like chess Is only two players. Zooreka is close but  Is only four players, And monopoly Is a whopping six players.

If I Could be

 My mom  gave me a prompt. And it was what pet would you be.  Here are my highlights. Merlin the bearded dragon, flower the rabbit, and my hermit crabs.  but only one will work.

I thought of  Merlin, but   He's stuck in a  glass cage all day, and  gets just about  the same old foods every single day. But he also gets to sleep in the same warm cage nightly, sometimes gets to  sit on dad's shoulder, and get a fresh cage cleaning. I wish I got a fresh cage cleaning.  He rocks.

Then  I thought of flower. then there is the thing of a stinky cages, and mean roommates.  But then again you get to roam the house, and you also have strong feet so you can  jump on wires.   Pretty cool.

Then there are my hermit crabs.  Wait I don't want to be a crab. Because they live in a box , don't get to go any were, And they get the same  food daily. There are some other things like they have cool shells, and are Quite awesome. Then  there is  phenomenal cosmic power ( not really) itty-bitty living space. So, no.
    
 I would rather be Merlin, then,Flower Then the crabs. I don't know why, but that is the order.  So, ya now that I think about it I don't want to be an animal.

Where I Wish to go

I wish to go to Ireland  . Because It has  a beautiful  landscape. It also has a lot of  Odd foods. There are things like Champ, and  fried bread. There are many famous castles. And I am interested in taking a tour of them. And there is also the barney rock. And who wants to kiss a rock because of a weird tradition? Like really!

P.S. champ is mashed potatoes with scallions, milk,  and butter. And fried bread is bread fried in bacon fat.

sean the sheep

This is such a stupid movie. I love it, but it is SOO stupid. It is an amateur made clay animation. There is no words except for songs.  And the worst thing is that it was  an awesome movie despite all of the horribleness.

Sean the sheep is a  main character. his friends are secondary people. the farmer is a main character. The pest control man is a main character.   the dog is a secondary  character. And last  but not least, there is a famous guy. He is a secondary person.

 The idea is that  a sheep named  shean    desided to go and have  a  day off. So he and his friends  start to make an elaborit plan to have the day off. That  lead to  them having to go to the  city. they meet an evil  pest control man. They deal with the whole thing  with so much funnyness.

Gravity

The great galalio dicoverd gravity. And he  did many tests to make sure his thoery was right. Then in  1665,  issac newton  made new discoveries about gravity. Then between the two of them made what we know today. They  revealed the world.

Black holes are dead stars that suck up everything. And because of this you can see these invisable things by useing an x-ray telascope.   You can do some of the tests by dropinga ball. The other one is have someone else drop the ball so that you could watch. That is it.

Math Pototos

I have a riddle for you. It is called Cone Beds.It is from the book Math Potatoes. majestic pine trees touch the sky, raining cones from up high. A bed of needles make a nest, a soft and shady place to rest.  how many pine cones on the ground? It helps to first move some around. simply fill in every gap - add them up and take a nap. there are 9 lines of 7 in the end so, here you go. 7x9= y

 This brings me to my next thing.  First let's break this down.  9 can be broken don into 3 3s. and we should all know 3x7. It's 21. So then you would repeat this so you have three21s. And21x3=63.

 here is another one.  The Emperors' New Clothes. when it comes to formal wear, penguins are beyond compare. Dressed up in a little tux, they look like a million bucks. how many penguins do you see? Try to count elegantly. When you need to add in haste,equal groups are in good  taste.   there are 3 groups   of 12. so, 12x3= y


Okay, this is easy.  10x3= 30. and 2x3=6. And 30+6=36.     here is the more advanced thing. you have  groups or penguins. 1+11+3+9+5+7=36. 1+11=12. 3+9=12. And 5+7=12.  This is really what it is.

Flags

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The world of flags is amazing. There are flags for everything. But I am going to talk about a flag from Europe, Asia, and north America. The welsh flag is from Europe. The Indian flag is from Asia. And, the flag of the U.S.A is from America. They may be from all around the world but they all have on thing in common. They stand for a great country.

                                               

The welsh  flag has three colors. They are white, green and red. White stands for peace. Green stands for love. Red stands for strength. The flag always had  the red dragon. But the white and green stripes were added later by the House of Tudor, A welsh  dynasty.








In India you can display the flag on any day. But there are some rules. But no need to get into that. But, A cool thing is that  the wheel in the center stands for this, Keep moving forward or you will perish.

  

The colors are orange,  white ,and  green.  Orange stands for strength. White stands for peace.  And green stands for growth.








 The American flag  has fifty stars that stand for the fifty states. It is about 200 years old.  The colors are red whit and blue. Red  stands for  hardiness and valor. White stands for purity and innocence. And blue stands for vigilance, perseverance and justice











 Those are the three flag I'm talking about today.  They all have strength as one of their things. They may not have the same color for the flags, though. They also all have white in the flag. But, for  two of them it is peace and for the other it is purity. They may be from all around the world but they all have on thing in common. They stand for a great country.

The Ants That Pushed the sky

I just read a Pueblo myth about a lot of things.  First of all His name  was Kahp-too-oo-yoo. He could control the clouds. So, he had the duty to make shure that there is rain in the village. He had a friend That was Not really  A Friend. But kahp couldn't Think of such a thing. One  day they  were out hunting and the friend didn't get any thing while kahp got a deer .

his friend Then challenged him to a game. But  because they didn't  have anything to play a game with they use a tree branch as a horse. First the Friend went and the kahp went. But what kahp didn't know was that his Friend was actually a witch and the branch was bewitched. This made the branch shoot up into the sky. And he was up there for many years until ants pushed the tree into the ground.












black ants red ants

midevil times

Kings love to brag. They always wanted to have the most of Everything. The most flags on their castle The most gold, And even the  most  horses. Who needs 50 horses!!! Like really people, you only need one horse. meanwhile, in the village,There are many hardships.


In a village  You could be a farmer a Shepperd or a baker. Well as a farmer you have bug to kill your crops. As a Shepperd you have wolfs to kill your herd .And as a baker you have hungry and ravenous people who want to kill you. And then there is the taxes. You pay  tons of money on taxes each week.

 The world is filled with many things during the midevil times. There is the Europeans, the Asians, and the south Americans.  Each one has it's different things. Europe has castles. Asia has Samaria. And South America has jungles.