Butt or Nose

Would you rather to fart through your nose or sneeze through your butt.  They both have  weird things.  My mom made me do this. I would chose...  You didn't Think I would tell you before you read the whole thing did you? So take a look.

fart through your nose.  I Think that this would hold true with the saying if you smelt it you dealt it. And also It would be annoying when you fart. Because you would smell it when you farted. But it's OK.

Sneeze through your butt. This would be so horrable. because You would  have snot in your underwear. It would be fun to make snot bombs in my underwear.   Then again I would get a lot of butt rashes. So no.

In the end It is the fart.Though It would stink, it's better then sneezing through your butt. I like that this is not how people are. Could you imagine how annoying that would be!  Ya, that would stink.