If Candy Could Talk

If candy could talk, Eating snickers would be weird. Because when you go to bite into a snickers bar, you would hear it yelling "stop!"as you bite into it. It seems like something you would see on a YouTube channel About   annoying orange.Then again, it could be funny if you could buy normal candy bars or talking candy bars. Because you could eat a normal one and give your best friend a talking one. They bite into there candy bar and they hear "ah" Then you laugh as you bite into a normal one.